This is probably my favorite classified ad:
Wanted: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call on 07829 821 72
I have no idea what the context was, but it is a great ad.
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This is probably my favorite classified ad:
Wanted: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call on 07829 821 72
I have no idea what the context was, but it is a great ad.
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A while back I wrote what I thought was a humorous post about some odd trading in the stock market being proof of time travel. Evidently not everyone thought it was funny. Here is a comment I received.
You’re clearly an idiot for thinking this, also if you’re saying this as a joke, you’re not funny.
I have no idea why this frustrated me enough to have to come up with a fake emial and write some **** down, but it has
So here is the funny part: I wondered, “how did this person find my site?” I mean he seemed pretty upset with the fact that I’m either a) an idiot or b) not funny. It turns out he came from Google and was looking for “proof of time travel”. I’m afraid my post didn’t meet his needs.
Now I have no idea who this person is, but all I can picture is uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite who bought a time machine off eBay. Somewhere there is someone who is trying to find a way to go back in time to save his high school football game. As he desperately searches the Internet he somehow ends up on my website and is filled with rage!
I just ran across a device called a hovermower. It looks like it is basically a hovercraft push lawn mower. Instead of using wheels, it forces air down into the deck and this creates a cushion for it to ride on. It is an interesting idea. The market it as being ideal for mowing steep inclines and around ponds.
I suppose there is some advantage in not having wheels that can get stuck when you try to pull it back up the hill, but it still seems a bit odd. The video makes it look like more of a replacement for a weedeater around ponds and on slopes.